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In thinking about the president getting impeached twice. I started to think about bad decisions I myself have made twice. Two dates in one night, dated the same man twice, had two s.... never mind. 

Never having repeated a bad action has it worked out better the second time. 

That one guy I dated twice, I thought that time had matured us both and he found all new ways to disappoint me. When he first dated he was married (Yeah yeah, judge ya momma). He was going through a divorce. He was easily distracted, by his family. Didn’t matter the level of importance of the call, he would run to check on them, from a lock out, to a lost remote, he would run. 🏃🏾Once the middle of a rather intimate session because his wife didn’t want to call her boyfriend but him to help her with a key she broke in a lock. I assumed the lack of a wife would make me more of priority, and I was wrong. After his divorce, his brother and mother soon filed that role  and I was left alone more than I deemed necessary. When someone shows you who they are the first time, believe them. 

Those two dates, well the first one was trash. He looked great, like Drake but it was over wellbefore it started. It was Valentine’s Day and he was late. I don’t do late, late will get you left but on Valentine’s Day it’s just plain rude. Why did I schedule a first date on that day, I guess I was lonely. The guy I wanted to spend it with was out of the country. Then Drake was super broke. He had shown  up with $10 to his name and said if I was a real woman,  I would cover the date. The sate had no plan, I met broke Drake in front of a restaurant he could afford and he ended up walking around why he told me that women didn’t support his rap dreams and he was going to be big someday. We spot a Nandos and make our way inside. He orders fries, only thing is his budget as he had to afford a bus ticket home 🤦🏾‍♀️. I ordered myself some sangria and  I proceeded to the bathroom to hatch an escape plan. An older lady had seen me enter and heard me call my girls for the emergency escape call and then a new date to pick up soon after I left. She laughed the whole way back to her table, where she told her husband and he laughed an gave me thumbs up while my “date” continued talking. My phone rings I proceed with the fake emergency that him for the fry, and walk him to a bus stop. I blocked him before I hit the corner. The next date was better, we went for dessert and I can into something friends. Great way to salvage a hard evening...

The third one... well a hot shower can snap back a lot of things. Lol

I say all this to say:  Sometimes you don’t learn your lesson and have to repeat the situation twice. And sometimes you’re just trying to escape reality and end up much worse then you started. Don’t date men until their divorces are final and even then there is baggage. Don’t storm the Capitol with you racist buddies. Don’t date aspiring rappers with $10 to their name even if they look like Drake. Don’t commit treason against your country. Don’t repeat stupid mistakes. Believe people the first time... and as a bonus have some good girlfriends to get you out of the trouble you got yourself into it.

Last but not least, have a backup plan... 

Krysty out...