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I might have to build him

With Valentine's Day approaching, I've realized that I've reached that point in my dating life where I might have to build a man if I want to be happy.  Technology is improving everyday so, it's not completely out of the question. Dating sucks in general, but dating in a pandemic is for the birds. There is no effort, no consistency. You give them the blueprint because who wants to waste time and yet and still they don't read it.  Maybe the problem is Chicago men, (although Detroit and Boston are putting out some trash exports too πŸ˜†) and I have been told I am not the typical Chicago girl.  Maybe the problem is I refuse to date outside my race anymore. I did! In another lifetime, I dated the United Nations but I felt most comfortable with those who look like me. Maybe that's the problem because more than one Black man has told me I seem like the type of girl that would marry a white guy.  If I could build him he would have/be ....  (names have been changed to pro...

BLACK HISTORY MONTH

   Is it just me or January has been a lot? Like a lot a lot! Although the month didn’t officially start until January 20 th (We are not acknowledging the first 19 days of this year, because basically it was left over 2020). We are 25 days into the month and I’m already exhausted but excited. Let me explain…. Black History Month starts in 7 days and I have been busy. I am trying to come up with what I could do to show honor to my blackness. Not that I don't wear it on my sleeve every day, but I wanted to add a little extra razzle dazzle. (insert salt bae meme here) At first I decided to write little mini history stories about our forgotten black people. As we know I have been trying to write more, baby steps on the consistency part. I don't know what it is about 2021 but my creative juices have been flowing. I mean you are here reading this because of 2021. I am more centered and creative than I have been in years.  I called my mom (which is big for me, she’...

X 2

In thinking about the president getting impeached twice. I started to think about bad decisions I myself have made twice. Two dates in one night, dated the same man twice, had two s.... never mind.  Never having repeated a bad action has it worked out better the second time.  That one guy I dated twice, I thought that time had matured us both and he found all new ways to disappoint me. When he first dated he was married (Yeah yeah, judge ya momma). He was going through a divorce. He was easily distracted, by his family. Didn’t matter the level of importance of the call, he would run to check on them, from a lock out, to a lost remote, he would run. πŸƒπŸΎOnce the middle of a rather intimate session because his wife didn’t want to call her boyfriend but him to help her with a key she broke in a lock. I assumed the lack of a wife would make me more of priority, and I was wrong. After his divorce, his brother and mother soon filed that role  and I was left alone more than I de...

Sheets

I had a post all ready to go yesterday after an ex of mine decided to inbox me his feelings on this blog, but alas he will have to wait for my scathing review another day.  I had to comment about yesterday's events that transpired. I saw our capitol desecrated, people run amok in congress, home grown terrorists had congress hiding and barricaded because of the words of '45 and MAGA terrorists hung nooses and sent pipe bombs. After that, all I could think about was I wonder if my old bosses were out in the those DC streets or at home ironing their sheets. If you have followed me for a while then you remember my social media quips about one job in particular that came with a cast of characters: a group of girls I called the RUSSIANS who constantly pushed the racial line, the many microaggressions of my mediocre white male bosses and coworkers, and the blatant sexual harassment.  I am tired of living through police brutality, having to be twice as good to go half as far, and ...

Proposal

 So, I dated this guy many years ago. By dated, I mean one date really. The date went rather well except for the fact that we went back to my house. We made out. We started to take each other’s clothes off and I discovered he had a micro penis oh and he doesn’t believe in oral sex. Well the evening ended pretty abruptly after that, I mean well it was a short evening. Well, he was short. You get my jist. I say all that to say, I saw in social media he got engaged. Do you think she knows? And if she does, does she not like sex? Maybe she doesn’t like orgasms? Maybe she’s religious and has never experienced one? Maybe he bought one of those extenders I saw on the internet? Or maybe he wears a strap-on?  There I go overthinking it again. Well, congratulations! 🎊