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Proposal

 So, I dated this guy many years ago. By dated, I mean one date really. The date went rather well except for the fact that we went back to my house. We made out. We started to take each other’s clothes off and I discovered he had a micro penis oh and he doesn’t believe in oral sex. Well the evening ended pretty abruptly after that, I mean well it was a short evening. Well, he was short. You get my jist.

I say all that to say, I saw in social media he got engaged. Do you think she knows? And if she does, does she not like sex? Maybe she doesn’t like orgasms? Maybe she’s religious and has never experienced one? Maybe he bought one of those extenders I saw on the internet? Or maybe he wears a strap-on? 

There I go overthinking it again. Well, congratulations! 🎊 

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